Friday, February 12, 2010

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sons, the best investment?

An article said that the cost to raise a child from birth to 18 years is $ 160,140 (€ 118,175.39) for middle-class family (American, we suppose). These numbers lead us fantasejar in everything that we would if we had not had children, or simply to keep our decision not to take it.


= € 118,175.39 € 6,559.12 per year = € 546.59 / month = € 126.13 per week = € 18.02 / day = 0.75 € / hour


So one might think that the best financial advice could be: "not tigui children if you want to be rich." However, this assertion is accomplished?

Let's look then you get this investment of € 118,175.39 18-year:

1. Law to put names, your surname and increase your branch of the tree.

2. Butterfly kisses and bear hugs.

3. Massages for free or, at most, to change or sugus Chupa Chups.


4. More love than your heart can bear.


5. A hand to hold you. That if, usually spotted or jam "Nocilla.


6. A companion to bubbles, building sand castles, go jump in the puddles while rain shower.


7. Right to the crazy and laugh at yourself no matter what tell your boss, colleagues or neighbors.


8. Signs of God every day.


9. Happiness and joy when, for example, get's finally learned the multiplication tables, irregular verbs in English, cycling ...


10. The right not to have to grow; permission to paint with their fingers, play hide and indeed, capture insects, wishes to ask the stars tune singing, never stop believing in miracles ...


11. An excuse to keep reading stories like Peter Pan and watch Disney movies.


12. Warranty upgrade knowledge and new technologies. Always Invitation.


13. Guarantee that you will always have a picture made with tempera or wax soft hand impressions on clay, a clay figure of a macaroni necklace, paper flowers ... the day of Mother / Father.


14. Will you be a hero just for the sake of recovering the ball off the neighbor's yard, know how to touch the ball or mates, change the string to find the bike and go without hands, whistling know, make bubbles with gum, lifting a cell, to remove thumb, to know how to play four chords on the guitar ...


15. Get a VIP seat in the history of mankind to witness the first step, first word, first tooth, first date, or not, the first excellent (or suspense) ...


16. Be pervasive and will get to make many things at once.


17. Meets King and besides Mag!


18. Guarantee a spectacular increase your level of education: psychology, home economics, administration, kitchen, nursing, childcare, law, nutrition, communication and new technologies ... than any university in the world can match.


19. Before their eyes, you'll be the same level as God will have power to heal a crying, scared they are monsters under the bed or in the closet, heal hearts and comfort them, and love without limits, knowing that one day they love like you, regardless of cost.


20. This is the only investment with an endless list of advantages, so better leave it here. [Any suggestions can be included, of course.]



After read all this, one has three options:

a) Flipped it all you want (remembering that all good investment, the more it invests, the benefits multiply)
b) invest .
c) Get some of these benefits (at most 2 or 3) being puericultor, infant or primary school teacher, or being a good uncle.


Enjoy!


LSR
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